After an uncomfortable night due to a punctured mattress which resisted all attempts to mend, I set off with a foolproof plan for the day. According to the map, I needed only to traverse around the ridge separating my lake from Marie Lake to pick up a trail that would take me, via a short stretch south on the John Muir Trail (JMT) and the Rush Creek trail, the 12 miles down to the trailhead at June Lake to the east. There, I could catch a noon shuttle back up to Tuolumne, grab a burger at the Grill, and be home by dinnertime. Providing I started early and hoofed it, what could possibly go wrong?
Let me count the ways:
- I couldn't find Marie Lake trail. I later realised that there were actually 2 small ridges to traverse - this was indicated by about 3 mm of squiggly lines on the topo map.
- I had to descend a off-trail drainage east to intersect JMT. This involved more steep talus and additional bushwhacking through willow thickets. After a few hours, I did eventually locate JMT and was almost overwhelmed by the novelty of a trail: how miraculous to be able to walk along, simply putting one foot in front of the other without thought!
The novelty of a trail. - I couldn't find the Rush Creek trail. Was it to the north or to the south? My black and white home-printed map was too indistinct at this point to be of any help. I walked 1/2 mile north - no Rush Creek trail. I walked back and 1/4 mile further south. I asked a hiker who said he'd talked to some guys to the north who said they are camped at Rush Creek. I retraced steps and ventured further north, up a large hill, eventually coming to the Marie Lake Trail. (lesson: never believe what a guy said some other guys said). At least now I knew that the Rush Creek trail was to the south, but it was a moot point as it was now too late to catch the midday (and last) shuttle.
- I had to take the long route out. I decided the only option was to take the JMT the 15 miles back to the car in Tuolumne Meadows across Donohue Pass (yes, more climbing) and along Lyell Canyon.
Donohue Pass - The car wouldn't start. After many hours of trudging,
the last few fueled by visions of a huge juicy burger and a mountain of ketchup laden fries
at the Tuolumne Grill, I finally arrived at the car, to find it completely dead.
- Neither the ranger's car nor the parks truck could jump start the car. We called for AAA roadside assistance.
- Help was long in coming. It was late afternoon on July 4th and the nearest working service truck was across Tioga Pass in Lee Vining, about 45 min away.
- I was inadvertently inebriated. While waiting for the AAA guy to arrive, I sat down to celebrate emerging safely with a glass of wine.....and suddenly was completely pole-axed. I could only stagger to the back seat of the car and collapse, completely out of it. Realisation slowly dawned that I was actually quite drunk. I had been this sozzled only several times before in my youth, and certainly never as a result of a single glass of wine! It must have been the combination of dehydration, hunger, altitude and exhaustion.
Wine and chips and a broken down car.
- There was no juicy burger for dinner. Eventually, my hazy brain realised that I would need to soon drive and that food beyond chips was needed to sober up. The Tuolumne Grill was a) too far away; and b) closed. I pulled out the campstove, boiled up water, and tossed the dregs of remaining food and choked down the resulting unappetising mess of mashed potatoes with freeze dried veggies and old jerky. At this point, I cried. It all seemed too much.
- I was forced to drive the whole way home non-stop late at night. The AAA guy eventually arrived and got me started. He suggested driving out of the park to charge up the battery. I decided to camp just outside the park as I was so tired, but the battery warning light was on and did not go off. I kept driving to avoid being really stuck in the woods if I camped and the car wouldn't start the next morning. I battled to cling to a thin thread of consciousness. Fireworks from the small communities across the Central Valley added to the surreal feeling of the drive. So strung out, amidst the late night tide of traffic, I felt utterly alone. This was the most terrifying part of the entire trip.
The end.